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About Me
I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.

2 Comments:
At Thursday, September 03, 2009 1:23:00 AM,
brady said…
want more pictures
don't you have a flickr or
picasa
At Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:49:00 PM,
K9 said…
super cute. vanille, come by the yard. i need your memory. thanks.
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