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I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.


5 Comments:
At Tuesday, July 07, 2009 9:47:00 AM,
Spring said…
I can't figure out what it is. It looks like stalactites forming from the ceiling of a cave, but then I think I can make out the leaves of a tree, which wouldn't be inside a cave, right?
At Saturday, July 11, 2009 1:29:00 PM,
Infinitesimal said…
those leaves....
are bats!
At Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:17:00 PM,
Spring said…
Aaahhh.
At Thursday, July 16, 2009 3:58:00 PM,
tinkerbell the bipolar faery said…
surreal
At Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:16:00 PM,
boneman said…
bats are ever so cool.
But, duck, anyway.
Cool picture.
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