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About Me
I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.

2 Comments:
At Sunday, May 17, 2009 11:45:00 PM,
X. Dell said…
Before looks great. Always has. I'm tempted to say don't tamper with it. But as friends, I'm sure we'll appreciate the after too, so long as it's still you.
At Monday, May 18, 2009 1:50:00 PM,
Spring said…
Before what?
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