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About Me
I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.


6 Comments:
At Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:36:00 PM,
boneman said…
Uh-oh.
A blonde!
Welcome back, blondie.
Did you think you have to sit to use a computer?
Just get a taller table and stand at it.
Nice smile....
At Monday, May 25, 2009 8:24:00 PM,
K9 said…
awesome! reminds me a bit of the original skunktress. youre adorable and you look well and happy. that makes me happy. good to see ya girl!
At Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:38:00 PM,
Spring said…
Aahhhh.
At Tuesday, June 09, 2009 12:46:00 AM,
brady said…
Ah... Yeah, Wow.
At Thursday, July 16, 2009 3:24:00 PM,
tinkerbell the bipolar faery said…
nice to see you looking happy and well and oh so cute.
At Friday, August 14, 2009 2:08:00 PM,
Ardlair said…
Before
After
Before
It's all the same.
Not you.
It.
Is all the same.
Time is an artificial construct.
Humans use it to navigate.
But it doesn't really exist.
Anyway.
I know those girls.
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