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About Me
I am perishable, easily spoiled, and have a creamy smooth consistency. I am sold as an industrial solvent, but can be used as an aperitif as well. I snap back wash after wash and when you check your grocer's dairy section you can find me under "Fancy Shredded." I have many uses and can be shoved into your pocket. I slice, dice, and juillienne. I am built for comfort, not for speed. I will outlast the competition, bring home the bacon, AND fry it up in the pan. I am the beef, and the beef is here. I am pink, and frilly. I am just for the taste of it. I am a limited time offer. I am awake.




















4 Comments:
At Tuesday, January 06, 2009 1:03:00 PM,
K9 said…
would you mind dropping me a note and letting me know how you are progressing in reclaiming your life?
At Thursday, January 08, 2009 3:25:00 AM,
J Cosmo Newbery said…
Thank you for those!
PS; Any chance you could turn your RSS feed on? I tend to rely on Reader to catch up with blogs and you get overlooked in the backwaters. My loss, I know.
At Sunday, January 11, 2009 8:04:00 AM,
K9 said…
check out SK9 today.
At Wednesday, January 14, 2009 11:48:00 PM,
Infinitesimal said…
OK sorry
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